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Old Feb 10, 2006, 04:08 AM // 04:08   #2161
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*continues to read paper and drink beer*
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #2162
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*gets up and leaves bar*
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 04:15 AM // 04:15   #2163
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*wakes up*

*picks up paper and throws it at april*
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 04:57 AM // 04:57   #2164
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*reassimilates his face and all his fluids*
*stands up off the floor*
*gives paul an evil grin and says "Hey you started it, I was just finishing it with the horse thing"*
*orders a beer and wonders if he can have any of the roast pig*
*swig*

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Old Feb 10, 2006, 05:09 AM // 05:09   #2165
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mmmmmmm, roast pig
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 05:28 AM // 05:28   #2166
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*eats all the roast pig befor anyone els gets any*
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 06:25 AM // 06:25   #2167
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*jumps on motorcycle and rides to the store*
*returns with ribs to bbq*
*slaps ribs on pit and grabs beer*

*sits in chair on porch*

*swig*
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 08:47 AM // 08:47   #2168
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*throws some bear steaks on the pit*
*graps 3 bottles of jack and kills em in 3 swigs*

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Old Feb 10, 2006, 01:05 PM // 13:05   #2169
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*eats longboring's watermelon like a crazed african*
*somehow makes a weapon out of the watermelon remnants and severly woounds him with it*
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 01:14 PM // 13:14   #2170
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"wow ok if noone else has posted and you want to say something else dont double or triple post, just edit your prevoius post. its annoying to see someone posting 2 or 3 times in a row, we wanna keep this bar clean thanks." *shoots longboring and zelda in there chest cause blood to go all over the bar*
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 03:06 PM // 15:06   #2171
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*flips ribs and steaks*

*swigs beer*

*pulls out pistols and starts shooting rats as they come and feast on longboring and zelda's corpses*
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 05:44 PM // 17:44   #2172
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*shoots Longboringname 3 times in the head with a shotgun for the triple post*
*Walks over and gets some roasted pig and shoots some rats*
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 09:06 PM // 21:06   #2173
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P.S. if you read my last post, it says that i have left the bar, and i am still gone *disapears to lyssa's fiction forum* That means i have no rats on me, im not shot 5 times from guns, and a do not a a watermelon wound.

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Old Feb 10, 2006, 10:59 PM // 22:59   #2174
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"but you just reposted so now we can shoot you since u came BACK in!" *shoots random rat, drinks beer and eats roasted pig*
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 11:36 PM // 23:36   #2175
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If i didn't shoot you 3 times in the head, who did i shoot?
*wonders about this for awhile then decides to drink instead of think*
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Old Feb 11, 2006, 07:21 AM // 07:21   #2176
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*starts to eat his rare steak and bbq ribs*
*offers pwned, dark and paul some*
*sets up 3 more places around table on the porch*
*puts pistol beside his plate*
*grabs beer*

*swig*
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Old Feb 11, 2006, 08:07 AM // 08:07   #2177
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moldy walks into the room... stares around at the people...makes a grin, then uncovers something in his wastecoat... 3 seconds later the entire area from a square mile is destroyed forever
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Old Feb 11, 2006, 10:10 AM // 10:10   #2178
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*starts eating my steak*

"hey pwnd and paul got 10 more steaks want some"
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Old Feb 11, 2006, 11:36 AM // 11:36   #2179
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* /pickme
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Old Feb 11, 2006, 12:52 PM // 12:52   #2180
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"HEY ! WOW ! look at the TV, some schmuck named Moldysomethingorother blew up a bar and the square mile surrounding it somewhere. Whew, man I'm glad he didn't choose this bar." *Tosses Labbatt's to(big list coming) pwnd, Paul , Two , Nin00 , Nightrunner , Bulletsmile & xxSilhouette ,then continues to eat BBQ and drown in Labbatt's.......
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